Week 15 Roundup: Homer Tax Edition

Homer: Woo-hoo!  A perfect day.  Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.[opens it up] Hey!  How come my pay is so low? ... Bear patrol tax!  This is an outrage!  It's the biggest tax increase in history! Lisa: Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax.  I pay the Homer tax.
 Lisa: That's the homeowner tax.
Homer: Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.

Throwback blog post with a Simpsons quote to start it. Now, let's get into the content. 

Stat Corrections:
- There were no stat corrections this week

 

Transactions:

- Pgastan FC added Luguentz Dort and dropped DeMar DeRozan on January 30th

 

Standings as of January 31st, 2022:

 

1. Pgastan FC - 7260 (+440)  

2. GG Foulin' - 7225 (+485)

3. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 6305 (+285) 

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 6210 (+575)  

5. Arlington Assaulters - 5875 (+200) 

6. Baltimore Hitsquad - 5715 (+335)

7. Gamblor - 5595 (+485)

8. Ohsnappers!!! - 4965 (+265)

9. F'N FLOPPERS - 4595 (+265) 

<= 195 points: Horrible week
200-295 points: Poor week
300-395 points: Average week
400-495 Points: Great Week
500-595 Points: Excellent Week
>=600 points: Amazing week

 

F'N FLOPPERS had a poor week of 265 points and stays in last place. Ohsnappers!!! had a poor week of 265 points and stays in 8th place. Gamblor had a great week of 485 points and stays in 7th place. Baltimore Hitsquad had an average week of 375 points and stays in 6th place. Arlington Assaulters had a poor week of 200 points and falls to 5th place.

 

Oww Ming's Flagrants had an excellent week of 575 points and moves up to 4th place. Rodman'sWeddingDress had a poor week of 285 points and stays in 3rdd place. GG Foulin' had a great week of 485 points and stays in 2nd place. Finally, Pgastan FC had a great week of 440 points and barely hangs onto 1st place.

 

Points Graph:

 

 

Tier 4: Ohsnappers!!!, F'N FLOPPERS

Tier 3: Arlington Assaulters, Baltimore Hitsquad, Gamblor

Tier 2: Rodman'sWeddingDress, Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 1: Pgastan FC, GG Foulin'

We've got some shakeup in tiers this week and decided to go back to 4 tiers that have been common for most of the season. First, in tier 4 I decided to lump Ohsnappers!!! and F'N FLOPPERS together even though it's probably the largest gap between teams within any tier. Arlington Assaulters probably has the biggest drop falling to tier 3 (actually they were tier 3 last week but there were 6 total tiers). They are fouling below league average which this week is 5972. As for both tiers 1 and 2, they are completely up for grabs as the two teams are only separated by 95 points and 35 points respectively. 

Well that's it for now.

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM