2025-2026 Midseason Donkies!

As I said on my February post a week ago, we were approaching the Donk-Star break and that could only mean one thing. The Midseason Donkies are back! So let's gt to the awards and see what foulers are leading the pack at this point in the season. 

 

The Roger Murdock Persistent Fouling Award (Most Personal Fouls): 

Wendall Carter Jr. leads the league at the break with 182 personal fouls

The Shawn Kemp Award (Most Foul Outs): 

We have a 3-way tie between Toumani Camara, Wendell Carter Jr., and Karl-Anthony Towns with 5 foul outs each

 
The Rasheed Wallace Legacy Award (Most Technical Fouls): 

Dillon Brooks leads the league with 16 Technical Fouls

The Charles Oakley Award (Most Flagrant Fouls):
Rudy Gobert leads the league with 5 flagrant fouls

The Dennis Rodman Award (Most Ejections) 

We have a 4-way tie! Jalen Duren, Isaiah Stewart, Draymond Green, and Kris Dunn have 2 ejections each. 

 

Donkies by Position  Note Stat Lines below are: (Personal Fouls-Foul Outs-Techies-Ejections-Flagrants):

PG: Cade Cunningham with 1145 points (149-2-7-0-0)

SG: Desmond Bane with 1615 points (163-3-5-1-4)

SF: Dillon Brooks with 2005 points (165-2-16-1-4)

PF: Draymond Green with 1825 points (141-4-11-2-3)

C: Isaiah Stewart with 1815 points (143-3-12-2-3)

*Positions are based on actual depth charts if the player is eligible for multiple positions

6th Man Award (Highest Point total for a fouler who went undrafted): Jabari Smith Jr. with 1235 points (131-3-6-0-2)

Midseason Most Valuable Fouler (MVF): Dillon Brooks with 2005 points (165-2-16-1-4)

 

This is crazy, Dillon Brooks has already cracked the 2000 point threshold at the Donk-Star Break. usually it's something you don't see broken until late March or early April when the season is winding down. In fact, we've had multiple seasons where no fouler cracks 2000 points by the end of the full-season, so this is very impressive. DeMarcus Cousins holds the all-time single season scoring record with 3120 points in the 2010-11 season. We'll see if Brooks can become only the 2nd fouler to crack 3000 points in a season. 

 

Well that's it for now. Check back next month for the March analysis post to see where things stand.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!
 

FM 

 

2025-2026 NFA Season: 4th Month Analysis Blowout

Wow, we're already the 4th month mark of this NFA Season! As we approach the Donk-Star Break, let's take a look at how this is shaping up. 

 

Standings as of February 9th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 8490 (+1725)

2. GG Foulin' - 8065 (+2415)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 7130 (+1590)

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 5960 (+1335) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 5570 (+1270)

6. F'N FLOPPERS -5190 (+1255) 

7. Gamblor - 5145 (+1105)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 4930 (+1405)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 4270 (+975)

<= 795 points: Horrible Month
800-1195 points: Poor Month

1200-1595 points: Average Month
1600-1995 Points: Great Month

2000-2395 Points: Excellent Month
>=2400 points: Amazing Month

 

Baltimore Hitsquad remains in last place after a poor month scoring just 975 points. Rodman'sWeddingDress had an average month of 1405 points but remains in 8th place. Gamblor had a poor week of 1105 points and falls to 7th place. F'N FLOPPERS had an average month of 1255 points and moves up to 6th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants had an average month of 1270 points and stays in 5th place.

 

Ohsnappers!!! had an average week of 1335 points and stays in 4th place. Arlington Assautlers had an average month of 1590 points and stays in 3rd place. GG Foulin' had an amazing week of 2415 points but stays in 2nd place. Finally, Pgastan FC had a great month of 1725 points and stays in 1st place. It should be noted that Pgastan FC had around an 1100 point lead on GG Foulin' just 2 weeks ago but got donked by the trade deadline and injuries as a lot of his foulers missed a few games. GG Foulin' did well to capitalize on it but with Pgastan FC back to seemingly full strength can they widen their lead again? Time will tell. 

 

Average Points Per Game - Avg PPG (Last Month Avg PPG)

 

1. Pgastan FC (341 Games) - 24.90 (26.22) 

2. GG Foulin' (343 Games) - 23.51 (22.42)

3. Arlington Assaulters (343 Games) - 20.79 (21.31)   

4. Ohsnappers!!! (303 Games) - 19.67 (20.20)    

5. Rodman'sWeddingDress (276 Games) - 17.86 (18.46)  

6. Oww Ming's Flagrants (312 Games) - 17.85 (18.22) 

7. F'N FLOPPERS (310 Games) - 16.74 (16.46) 

8. Gamblor (313 Games) - 16.44 (17.34) 

8. Baltimore Hitsquad (273 Games) - 15.64 (16.73)

 

League Average (313 Games) - 19.27 (19.71)  

 

The points per game average continues to correlate with the top 4 but splits at 5 where Rodman'sWeddingDress has the 5th most points per game but is in 8th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants is in 5th place in the standings but  6th place in points per game. F'N FLOPPERS is 7th place in points per game but 6th place in the standings. Gamblor is 8th place in points per game and 7th place in the standings. Finally, Baltimore Hitsquad brings up the rear in both the standings and points per game. 

 

Projected Final Standings as of February 9th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 13,715

2. GG Foulin' - 12,230

3. Arlington Assaulters - 11,375

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 9,410 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 9,155

6. Gamblor - 8,300

7. F'N FLOPPERS - 8,255

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 7,795

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 6,865

 

Even after their poor 2nd half of this month, Pgastan FC is still looking good to not only win the league but also is on track to beat Rodman'sWeddingDress's all-time points record. But as we just saw that would require PFC to stay healthy and get plenty of playing time. GG Foulin' and Arlington Assautlers are the only other teams to be projected to break 10,000 points. The scores fall off quite a bit after that with Ohsnappers!!! projected to finish 4th but with only 9,410 points. 

 

Top 25 Foulers - Number (Rank)

 

1. Pgastan FC - 5 (2, 4, 6, 11, 22)

2. GG Foulin' - 6 (5, 7, 14, 18, 21, 23)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 2 (1, 8) 

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 4 (10, 15, 16, 20) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 2 (3, 17)

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 1 (24)

7. Gamblor - 2 (19, 25)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2 (9, 13)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 1 (12)

 

All top 25 foulers are rostered and all foul clubs have at least one. GG Foulin' has the most with 6 despite being in 2nd place behind Pgastan FC. PFC has 5, Ohsnappers!!! has 4 and is in 4th place. 

 

Points Graph:

 

 

Tier 5: Baltimore Hitsquad

Tier 4: F'N FLOPPERS, Gamblor, Rodman'sWeddingDress

Tier 3: Ohsnappers!!!, Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 2: Arlington Assaulters

Tier 1: Pgastan FC, GG Foulin'

 

I plan on posting the Mid-Season Donkies later this week or perhaps next Monday one the Donk-Star Break is in full swing, so check back in a few days. 

 

Well that's it for now. 

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM 

 

 

 

 

2025-2026 NFA Season: 3rd Month Analysis Blowout

We are 3 months into the current NFA Season , so let's take a look at what transpired in the previous month and forecast what could happen in the remainder of the season. 

 

Standings as of January 12th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 6765 (+2430)

2. GG Foulin' - 5650 (+1785)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 5540 (+1960)

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 4625 (+1820) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 4300 (+1215)

6. Gamblor - 4040 (+1475)

7. F'N FLOPPERS -3935 (+1190)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 3525 (+855)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 3295 (+1135)

<= 795 points: Horrible month
800-1195 points: Poor Month

1200-1595 points: Average Month
1600-1995 Points: Great Month

2000-2395 Points: Excellent Month
>=2400 points: Amazing Month

 

Baltimore Hitsquad remains in last place after a poor month of 1135 points. Rodman'sWeddingDress falls to 8th place after a poor month of 855 points. F'N FLOPPERS falls to 7th place after a poor month of 1190 points. Gamblor moves up to 6th place after an average month of 1475 points. Oww Ming's Flagrants falls to 5th place after an average month of 1215 points. 

 

Ohsnappers!!! moves up to 4th place after a great month of 1820 points. Arlington Assaulters stays in 3rd place after a great month of 1960 points. GG Foulin' stays in 2nd place after a great month of 1785 points. Finally, Pgastan FC extends his lead after an amazing week of 2430 points.  

 

Even after averaging out 4 weeks, Pgastan FC managed to hit the highest tier on our point ratings system despite what I said last week where we may not see that.  Rodman'sWeddingDress came dangerously close to the horrible rating but just salvaged a poor month instead. 

 

Average Points Per Game - Avg PPG (Last Month Avg PPG)

 

1. Pgastan FC (258 Games) - 26.22 (25.96) 

2. GG Foulin' (252 Games) - 22.42 (23.01)

3. Arlington Assaulters (260 Games) - 21.31 (21.44)   

4. Ohsnappers!!! (229 Games) - 20.20 (18.45)    

5. Rodman'sWeddingDress (191 Games) - 18.46 (19.21)  

6. Oww Ming's Flagrants (236 Games) - 18.22 (19.90) 

7. Gamblor (233 Games) - 17.34 (17.10) 

8. Baltimore Hitsquad (197 Games) - 16.73 (18.00)

9. F'N FLOPPERS (239 Games) - 16.46 (16.54)

 

League Average (233 Games) - 19.71 (19.96)   

 

It appears that the average points per game is starting to average out as there is less variance from the 2nd month to the 3rd. Though, Pgastan FC had a great month raising their average by 0.26. Ohsnappers had the best raising their average by a whopping 1.75 points per game. GG Foulin' saw their average fall by 0.59 points per game. Oww Ming's flagrants had the worst month seeing their average fall 1.68 points. 

 

Projected Final Standings as of January 12th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 13,900

2. GG Foulin' - 12,115

3. Arlington Assaulters - 11,390

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 9,570

5. Ohsnappers!!! - 9,475

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 8,495

7. Gamblor - 8,295

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 7,935

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 7,020

 

The first thing that one should see is that Pgastan FC is not only on pace to break the NFA all-time scoring rcord set by Rodman'sWeddingDress all the way back in the 2nd season of the NFA (2010-2011) of 13,440. Pgastan FC is projected to finish at 13,900 points. Of course the question that will play out is, is this sustainable? Only time will tell. Other than that we have 3 foul clubs projected to score over 10,000 points with rather large gaps between the clubs. There's also projected to be a few clusters, tight finishes, for 4th and 6th. 

 

Top 25 Foulers - Number (Rank)

 

1. Pgastan FC - 5 (1, 3, 7, 8, 16)

2. GG Foulin' - 5 (6, 10, 18, 21, 22)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 4 (2, 5, 24, 25) 

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 4 (11, 12, 14, 20) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 2 (4, 17)

6. Gamblor - 2 (19, 23)

7. F'N FLOPPERS - 0

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2 (9, 13)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 1 (15)

 

Unlike last month, all top 25 foulers are employed by a foul club. Interestingly enough, F'N FLOPPERS, who are in 7th, have no top 25 foulers on the foul club. 

 

Points Graph:

  

Tier 5: Rodman'sWeddingDress, Baltimore Hitsquad

Tier 4: Gamblor, F'N FLOPPERS

Tier 3: Ohsnappers!!!, Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 2: GG Foulin', Arlington Assaulters 

Tier 1: Pgastan FC

 

Starting to see some clear tiers form as well as separation between said tiers.  

 

Well that's it for now.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all! 

 

FM  

 

2025-2026 NFA Season: 2nd Month Analysis Blowout

We are already 8 weeks into this NFA season! Let's see how it's shaping up. 

 

Standings as of December 15th, 2025

 

1. Pgastan FC - 4335 (+1865)

2. GG Foulin' - 3865 (+1695)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 3580 (+1915)

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 3085 (+1310)

5. Ohsnappers!!! - 2805 (+1300)

6. F'N FLOPPERS -2745 (+1485)

7. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2670 (+1120)

8. Gamblor - 2565 (+1250)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 2160 (+815)

<= 795 points: Horrible month
800-1195 points: Poor Month

1200-1595 points: Average Month
1600-1995 Points: Great Month

2000-2395 Points: Excellent Month
>=2400 points: Amazing Month

 

Bringing back the NFA grading system but extrapolated for a month. So Baltimore Hitsquad had a poor month only putting up 815 points. Gamblor had an average month putting up 1250 points. Rodman'sWeddingDress also had an average month scoring  1120 points. F'N FLOPPERS had an average month scoring 1485 points. Ohsnappers!!! had an average month scoring 1300 points.

 

Oww Ming's Flagrants had an average month scoring 1310 points. Arlington Assaulters had a great month scoring 1915 points. GG Foulin' had a great month scoring 1695 points. Pgastan FC also had a great month scoring 1865 points. 

 

As I wrote the above paragraphs, it dawned on me that through the course of 4 weeks NFA scores probably average out which is why most people are in the poor, average, or great category. I'll keep tracking this for the year but I guess we rearely get an excellent or amazing month. We may get a horrible month if some gets bad luck with injuries. 

 

Average Points Per Game - Avg PPG (Last Month Avg PPG)

 

1. Pgastan FC (167 Games) - 25.96 (28.07) 

2. GG Foulin' (168 Games) - 23.01 (25.23)

3. Arlington Assaulters (167 Games) - 21.44 (19.59)   

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants (155 Games) - 19.90 (20.40) 

5. Rodman'sWeddingDress (139 Games) - 19.21 (18.67) 

6. Ohsnappers!!! (152 Games) - 18.45 (20.34)    

7. Baltimore Hitsquad (120 Games) - 18.00 (20.38)

8. Gamblor (150 Games) - 17.10 (16.86)

9. F'N FLOPPERS (166 Games) - 16.54 (15.37)

 

League Average (154 Games) - 19.96 (20.55)   

 

So, average points per game has started to reflect the standings 8 weeks in. The top 4 correlate with the actual standings. Rodman'sWeddingDress is 5th in average points but 7th in the standings. Baltimore Hitsquad is 7thh in average poitns but last place in the standings. F'N FLOPPERS is 9th in average points but 6th in the standings. 

 

Projected Final Standings as of December 15th, 2025

 

1. Pgastan FC - 13,570

2. GG Foulin' - 12,510

3. Arlington Assaulters - 11,245

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 10,275

5. Ohsnappers!!! - 9,230

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 8,880

7. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 8,605

8. Gamblor - 8,275

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 7,400

Top 25 Foulers - Number (Rank)

 

1. Pgastan FC - 6 (1, 5, 7, 14, 19, 22)

2. GG Foulin' - 5 (3, 8, 9, 12, 17)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 4 (4, 6, 18, 23) 

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 2 (2, 13)

5. Ohsnappers!!! - 2 (10, 25)

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 2 (20, 24) 

7. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2 (11, 16)

8. Gamblor - 1 (21)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 0

24 of the top 25 foulers are rostered but the 15th ranked fouler is currently a free agent though has been rostered before but had missed games due to injury. 

 

Points Graph:

 

  

Tier 6: Baltimore Hitsquad

Tier 5: Ohsnappers!!!, F'N FLOPPERS, Rodman'sWeddingDress, Gamblor

Tier 4: Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 3: Arlington Assaulters

Tier 2: GG Foulin'

Tier 1: Pgastan FC 

 

A lot of separation in the league right now except for Tier 5.  We'll see how it shakes out in the next month.

 

Well that's it for now.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM 

 

 

2025-2026 NFA Season: 1st Month Analysis Blowout

Well, we've already made it to week 4 of this NFA season, so you know what that means? it's time for the 1st month analysis blowout! I think I'm going to keep the format similar to what I did last year but may add some other stuff here and there. Anyway, let's get to the analysis! 

 

Standings as of November 17th, 2025

 

1. Pgastan FC - 2470 

2. GG Foulin' - 2170

3. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 1775

4. Arlington Assaulters - 1665

5. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 1550  

6. Ohsnappers!!! - 1505

7. Baltimore Hitsquad - 1345

8. Gamblor - 1315 

9. F'N FLOPPERS - 1260

Average Points Per Game - Avg PPG (Last Month Avg PPG)

 

1. Pgastan FC (88 Games) - 28.07 (N/A) 

2. GG Foulin' (86 Games) - 25.23 (N/A)

3. Oww Ming's Flagrants (87 Games) - 20.40 (N/A) 

4. Baltimore Hitsquad (66 Games) - 20.38 (N/A)

5. Ohsnappers!!! (74 Games) - 20.34 (N/A)   

6. Arlington Assaulters (85 Games) - 19.59 (N/A)  

7. Rodman'sWeddingDress (83 Games) - 18.67 (N/A) 

8. Gamblor (78 Games) - 16.86 (N/A)

9. F'N FLOPPERS (82 Games) - 15.37 (N/A)

 

League Average (81 Games) - 20.55 (N/A) 

 

Interesting to note that the league average would be in 3rd place by this metric. One would think Pgastan FC and GG Foulin' will regress to the mean over the next few weeks as those points per game are likely not sustainable.  

 

Projected Final Standings as of November 17th, 2025

 

1. Pgastan FC - 15,185

2. GG Foulin' - 14,055

3. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 11,015

4. Arlington Assaulters - 9,525 

5. Ohsnappers!!! - 9,340

6. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 9,225

7. Baltimore Hitsquad - 8,715 

8. F'N FLOPPERS - 7,905

9. Gamblor - 7,645

Top 25 Foulers - Number (Rank)

 

1. Pgastan FC - 8 (1, 2, 5, 9, 11, 13, 15, 22)

2. GG Foulin' - 5 (3, 6, 14, 16, 21)

3. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 3 (7, 8, 18)

4. Arlington Assaulters - 2 (12, 17)

5. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 1 (4)

6. Ohsnappers!!! - 2 (20, 23)

7. Baltimore Hitsquad - 2 (10, 24)

8. Gamblor - 1 (25)

9. F'N FLOPPERS - 1 (19)

 

Points Graph

 

 

Tier 4: Baltimore Hitsquad, Gamblor, F'N FLOPPERS

Tier 3: Rodman'sWeddingDress, Ohsnappers!!! 

Tier 2: Oww Ming's Flagrants, Arlington Assaulters

Tier 1: Pgastan FC, GG Foulin'

 

Well that's it for now. 

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM 

2024-2025 End of the Season Donkies

Finally, able to bring back the End of the Season Donkies after Yahoo! fixed the data issues. I think I'll adopt the format of the Midseason Donkies from this year where I'll post the awards first then top 25 foulers by team as I think that's an interesting thing to see especially at the end of a season. 

The Roger Murdock Persistent Fouling Award (Most Personal Fouls): 

Jaren Jackson Jr. finished with the most fouls with 257

 

The Shawn Kemp Award (Most Foul Outs): 

LaMelo Ball finished with the most foul outs with 7

The Rasheed Wallace Legacy Award (Most Technical Fouls):
Anthony Edwards finished with 17 Technical Fouls

The Charles Oakley Award (Most Flagrant Fouls):
Jaren Jackson Jr. finished with 5 Flagrant Fouls

The Dennis Rodman Award (Most Ejections)
 Nic Claxton, Isaiah Stewart, and Fred VanVleet finished with 3 ejections each

 

Donkies by Position  Note Stat Lines below are: (Personal Fouls-Foul Outs-Techies-Ejections-Flagrants):

PG: Cade Cunningham with 1615 points (195-1-10-1-1)

SG: Luguentz Dort with 1540 points (208-1-4-2-1)

SF: Jaden McDaniels with 1545 points (225-2-3-1-1)

PF: Dillon Brooks with 2250 points (242-5-16-1-0)

C: Isaiah Stewart with 2275 points (183-3-14-3-4)

*Positions are based on actual depth charts if the player is eligible for multiple positions

6th Man Award (Highest Point total for a fouler who went undrafted): Isaiah Stewart with 2275 points (183-3-14-3-4)

Most Valuable Fouler (MVF): Isaiah Stewart with 2275 points (183-3-14-3-4)

 

So the number 1 fouler went undrafted, this may not have happened since DeMarcus Cousins rookie year. He was the Midseason MVF too so that's a pretty incredible pickup by Pgastan FC. If PFC didn't pick him up GG Foulin' probably would have clinched the league weeks ago.  

 

We had 4 foulers over 2000 points this year:

 

Isaiah Stewart - 2275 

Dillon Brooks - 2250

Draymond Green - 2135

Jaren Jackson Jr. - 2105

 

Karl-Anthony Towns was in 5th at 1905 but after him there was a pretty big drop to 6th. That was Nic Claxton who finished with 1690 points. We had 80 foulers finish over 1000 points. 

Let's look at a Foul Club by Foul Club breakdown of who has the most top 25 foulers at the end of the season. 

 
Team Name - Number of Foulers in top 25 (specific rank of those players)
Teams in order of current standings

GG Foulin' - 5 (5th, 7th, 9th, 22nd, 23rd)

Pgastan FC - 6 (1st, 8th, 10th. 11th, 18th, 25th)

Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2 (2nd, 12th)

F'N FLOPPERS - 4 (3rd, 6th, 13th, 15th)

Baltimore Hitsquad - 3 (17th, 19th, 21st)

Arlington Assaulters - 2 (4th, 14th)

Ohsnappers!!! - 2 (16th, 20th)

Oww Ming's Flagrants -  1 (24th)
Gamblor -  0

 

So, Pgastan FC finished with the most top 25 foulers but failed to win the league, instead finishing 2nd on the podium Rodman'sWeddingDress only finished with 2 top 25 foulers but finished the league in 3rd place. 

Let's take a look at MVF scoring records. Keeping in mind we're missing 2022-2023 due to Yahoo donking it and the first season of 2009-2010 as I don't think I could get those numbers when I first compiled this list.

MVF Scoring Records:

1. DeMarcus Cousins: 3120 Points (2010-11)

2. DeMarcus Cousins: 2865 Points (2012-13)

3. DeMarcus Cousins: 2730 Points (2016-17)

4. Dillon Brooks: 2585 (2023-2024)

5. Patrick Beverley: 2525 Points (2018-19)

6. Karl-Anthony Towns: 2515 Points: (2021-22)

7. Markieff Morris: 2505 Points (2014-15)

8. DeMarcus Cousins: 2380 Points (2015-16)

9. DeMarcus Cousins: 2345 Points (2011-12)

10. DeMarcus Cousins: 2330 Points (2013-14)

11. Isaiah Stewart: 2275 Points (2024-25)

12. Dillon Brooks: 2270 Points (2019-20)

13. Dwight Howard: 2265 Points (2017-18) 

14. Dwight Howard: 2220 Points (2020-21)

So that wraps up the 16th season the National Foul Association. Until next year.

Well that's it for now.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM 

2024-2025 NFA Season Recap

And with that, we've r3eached the end of another NFA season. Let's see how it transpired. 

Standings as of April 14th, 2025

 

1. GG Foulin' - 10510

2. Pgastan FC - 10135

3. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 9210

4. F'N FLOPPERS - 8660

5. Baltimore Hitsquad - 8360

6. Arlington Assaulters - 8275

7. Ohsnappers!!! - 7835

8. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 7105

9. Gamblor - 5795

Here's the updated All-Time NFA Standings:

 

 

Like last year, only 2 teams broke 10,000 points. This time it was GG Foulin' and Pgastan FC. Rodman'sWeddingDress gets a trophy for the first time in 10 years when they last won the league. Pgastan FC is back on the podium after missing out on a trophy last season. PFC posted a rally to come within 400 points of GG Foulin' but it was too little too late. GG Foulin' has now won 4 of the last 5 titles.

Team Foul Stats
Let's take a look at which foul club accumulated the most stats of each of the 5 stat categories as well as totals for the NFA this season.

Personal Fouls 
Total: 10,661
Leader: GG Foulin' with 1,534 fouls (14.39% of the league's fouls)
Low: Gamblor with 843 fouls (7.91% share)

Foul Outs
Total: 83
Leader: GG Foulin' with 22 (26.5% share)
Low: Gamblor with 0 (0.00% share)

Technical Fouls
Total: 294
Leader: Rodman'sWeddingDress with 50 (17.00% share)
Low: Oww Ming's Flagrants with 19 (6.46% share)

Flagrant Fouls
Total: 43
Leader: F'N FLOPPERS with 9 (20.93% share)
Low: Oww Ming's Flagrants with 0 (0.00% share)

Ejections 
Total: 24
Leader: F'N FLOPPERS with 9 (33.33% share)
Low: GG Foulin' with (0.00% share)

Let's take a look at these totals a little more because it's quite interesting. GG Foulin' ended up winning the league coming in 2nd to last in techies and getting 0 ejections. But they finished 135 more personal fouls ahead of 2nd place Pgastan FC. They finished in 1st place in foul outs so I guess they really emphasized personal fouls and foul outs. They did finish in 2nd for flagrants with 8. Ironically, Oww Ming's Flagrants failed to record a flagrant foul this season.

There was 1 record set this year, where F'N FLOPPERS recorded 9 ejections this season.

Personal Fouls
Pgastan FC: 1,766 (2009-2010) 

Foul Outs
Oww Ming's Flagrants 27 (2018-2019)

Technical Fouls
Oww Ming's Flagrants: 70 (2016-2017)

Flagrant Fouls
Pgastan FC: 12 (2016-2017)

Ejections
F'N FLOPPERS 9 (2024-2025)

Average Points Per Game: The order is the final standings.

1. GG Foulin' - 20.02 (525 Games)

2. Pgastan FC - 18.43 (550 Games)

3. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 17.92 (514 Games)

4. F'N FLOPPERS - 19.86 (436 Games)

5. Baltimore Hitsquad - 16.39 (510 Games)

6. Arlington Assaulters - 17.20 (481 Games)

7. Ohsnappers!!! - 15.92 (492 Games)

8. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 14.90 (477 Games)

9. Gamblor - 13.26 (437 Games)

League Average -17.10 (491 Games)

In terms of average points, GG Foulin' correctly finished in 1st, but F'N FLOPPERS should have finished in 2nd place while PFC should have finished in 3rd place.

NFA Titles:

GG Foulin' 5 - 2016-2017, 2020-2021, 2021-2022, 2023-2024, 2024-2025

Pgastan FC (Formerly Donkey Engine and Steam Donkey FC) 4 - 2009-2010, 2012-2013, 2018-2019, 2019-2020

Rodman'sWeddingDress 3 -  2010-2011, 2011-2012, 2014-2015

Arlington Assaulters 2 - 2013-2014 and 2015-2016

Oww Ming's Flagrants 2 - 2017-2018, 2022-2023

GG Foulin' now has 5 titles, most in league history.

Final Points Graph:

Tier 7: Gamblor

Tier 6: Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 5: Ohsnappers!!!

Tier 4: Baltimore Hitsquad, Arlington Assaulters

Tier 3: F'N FLOPPERS

Tier 2: Rodman'sWeddingDress

Tier 1: GG Foulin', Pgastan FC

Check back in a few days for the End of the Season Donkies

Well that's it for now.

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM