2025-2026 End of the Season Donkies

It's NFA Award season! Let's get right to the Donkies. 

 

The Roger Murdock Persistent Fouling Award (Most Personal Fouls): 

Wendell Carter Jr. finished with the most fouls with 267

 

The Shawn Kemp Award (Most Foul Outs): 

Wendell Carter Jr. and Karl-Anthony Towns both finished with 7 foul outs

The Rasheed Wallace Legacy Award (Most Technical Fouls): 

Dillon Brooks finished with 17 Technical Fouls

The Charles Oakley Award (Most Flagrant Fouls): 

Rudy Gobert finished with 6 Flagrant Fouls

The Dennis Rodman Award (Most Ejections)  

Kris Dunn, Jalen Duren, Isaiah Stewart, Draymond Green, Justin Champagnie, Naz Reid all finished with 2 ejections each

 

Donkies by Position  Note Stat Lines below are: (Personal Fouls-Foul Outs-Techies-Ejections-Flagrants):

PG: Bub Carrington with 1520 points (184-1-7-1-2)

SG: Desmond Bane with 2300 points (252-5-6-1-5)

SF: Jaden McDaniels with 1700 points (244-4-4-0-1)

PF: Draymond Green with 2185 points (197-4-13-2-3)

C: Rudy Gobert with 2055 points (199-4-6-1-6)

*Positions are based on actual depth charts if the player is eligible for multiple positions

6th Man Award (Highest Point total for a fouler who went undrafted): Onyeka Okongwu with 1635 points (243-5-3-0-0)

Most Valuable Fouler (MVF): Desmond Bane with 2300 points (252-5-6-1-5)

 

Last year, the MVF went undrafted. This year, GG Foulin' drafted Bane with the first pick in the 8th round. it just goes to show you there are hidden gems outside of the first few rounds in the NFA.

 

We had 5 foulers over 2000 points this year:

 

Desmond Bane - 2300

Draymond Green - 2185

Dillon Brooks - 2135

Rudy Gobert - 2055

Karl-Anthony Towns - 2055

 

Let's look at a Foul Club by Foul Club breakdown of who has the most top 25 foulers at the end of the season. 

 
Team Name - Number of Foulers in top 25 (specific rank of those players)
Teams in order of current standings

GG Foulin' - 7 (1st, 5th, 10th, 13th 16th, 17th, 21st) 

Pgastan FC - 4 (2nf, 4th, 14th, 25th)

Arlington Assaulters - 4 (3rd, 6th, 19th, 20th)  

Ohsnappers!!! - 2 (12th, 15th, 22nd) 

Oww Ming's Flagrants -  2 (7th, 8th)

F'N FLOPPERS - 1 (18th) 

Gamblor -  2 (23rd, 24th) 

Rodman'sWeddingDress - 1 (11th)

Baltimore Hitsquad - 1 (9th)

 

GG Foulin' finished with an impressive 7 foulers! I don't really have records on this but I'm guessing that's at least tied for the lead if not the outright lead for most top 25 foulers at the end of the season.  

 

Let's take a look at MVF scoring records. Keeping in mind we're missing 2022-2023 due to Yahoo donking it and the first season of 2009-2010 as I don't think I could get those numbers when I first compiled this list.

MVF Scoring Records:

1. DeMarcus Cousins: 3120 Points (2010-11)

2. DeMarcus Cousins: 2865 Points (2012-13)

3. DeMarcus Cousins: 2730 Points (2016-17)

4. Dillon Brooks: 2585 (2023-2024)

5. Patrick Beverley: 2525 Points (2018-19)

6. Karl-Anthony Towns: 2515 Points: (2021-22)

7. Markieff Morris: 2505 Points (2014-15)

8. DeMarcus Cousins: 2380 Points (2015-16)

9. DeMarcus Cousins: 2345 Points (2011-12)

10. DeMarcus Cousins: 2330 Points (2013-14)

11. Desmond Bane 2300 Points (2025-26) 

12. Isaiah Stewart: 2275 Points (2024-25)

13. Dillon Brooks: 2270 Points (2019-20)

14. Dwight Howard: 2265 Points (2017-18) 

15. Dwight Howard: 2220 Points (2020-21)

 

And with that, the 17th season of the NFA has concluded. Until next season.

 

Well that's it for now.  

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM 

 

 

 

2025-2026 NFA Season Recap

And that's a wrap on another NFA Season. Let's take a look what transpired in the last 5 weeks and how the season ended up.  

Final NFA Standings

 

1. GG Foulin' - 12170

2. Pgastan FC - 11520

3. Arlington Assaulters - 10510

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 9040

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 8265

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 7705

7. Gamblor - 7390

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 6855

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 6595

 

The NFA All-time standings no longer fit on one screen, so I can't use the snipping tool as I have been. So, I'll be omitting it from here. 

 

Anyway, back to this season. We had 3 teams break the 10,000 point mark with pretty big gaps between the three. GG Foulin' goes back to back as champion. Pgastan FC goes back to back in 2nd place. Arlington Assaulters gets on the podium for 3rd.  

 

Team Foul Stats
Let's take a look at which foul club accumulated the most stats of each of the 5 stat categories as well as totals for the NFA this season.

Personal Fouls 
Total: 10,674
Leader: GG Foulin' with 1,614 fouls (15.12% of the league's fouls)
Low: Baltimore Hitsquad with 943 fouls (8.83% share)

Foul Outs
Total: 102
Leader: Pgastan FC with 22 (21.56% share)
Low: Baltimore Hitsquad with 4 (3.92% share)

Technical Fouls
Total: 287
Leader: Ohsnappers!!! with 45 (15.67% share)
Low: Rodman'sWeddingDress with 17 (5.92% share)

Flagrant Fouls
Total: 86
Leader: Pgastan FC with 19 (22.09% share)
Low: Gamblor with 5 (5.81% share)

Ejections 
Total: 22
Leader: GG Foulin' with 5 (22.72% share)
Low: Gamblor with 0 (0.00% share)  

 

One thing I noticed was the total personal fouls this year (10,674) was very close to last year (10,661).  There were more double the amount of flagrant fouls this year with 86 compared to last years 43! Other than that we had GG Foulin' finish atop fouls and ejections, Pgastan FC finish atop foul outs and flagrants, and 4th place Ohsnapeprs!!! finished with the most techies. 

 

Let's take a look if any records were set:

 

Personal Fouls
Pgastan FC: 1,766 (2009-2010) 

Foul Outs
Oww Ming's Flagrants 27 (2018-2019)

Technical Fouls
Oww Ming's Flagrants: 70 (2016-2017)

Flagrant Fouls
Pgastan FC: 19 (2025-2026)

Ejections
F'N FLOPPERS 9 (2024-2025) 

 

The only record set was for Flagrant Fouls. Pgastan FC shattered the record by 7. The previous record was 12 and it is now 19.  

 

Average Points Per Game: The order is the final standings.

 

  

1. GG Foulin' - 22.41 (543 Games)

2. Pgastan FC - 21.90 (526 Games)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 20.33 (517 Games)

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 19.40 (466 Games)

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 17.55 (471 Games)

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 15.92 (484 Games)

7. Gamblor - 16.24 (455 Games)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 17.81 (385 Games)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 15.23 (433 Games)

 

In terms of points per game, the top 4 all finished where they should have. Rodman'sWeddingDress actually finished 5th in this metric but 8th in the league. Oww Ming finished 6th in this metric and 5th in the league, Gamblor finished where expected in 7th, F'N FLOPPERS finished 8th in PPG but 6th in the league and finally, Baltimore Hitsquad finished 9th in PPG and 9th in the league. 

 

NFA Titles:

GG Foulin' 6 - 2016-2017, 2020-2021, 2021-2022, 2023-2024, 2024-2025, 2025-2026

Pgastan FC (Formerly Donkey Engine and Steam Donkey FC) 4 - 2009-2010, 2012-2013, 2018-2019, 2019-2020

Rodman'sWeddingDress 3 -  2010-2011, 2011-2012, 2014-2015

Arlington Assaulters 2 - 2013-2014 and 2015-2016

Oww Ming's Flagrants 2 - 2017-2018, 2022-2023

GG Foulin' now has increased their title count to 6 and widens the gap over PFC who is the next closest at 4.

Final Points Graph:

 

 

Tier 7: Baltimore Hitsquad, Rodman'sWeddingDress

Tier 6: F'N FLOPPERS, Gamblor

Tier 5: Oeww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 4: Ohsnappers!!!

Tier 3: Arlington Assaulters 

Tier 2: Pgastan FC

Tier 1: GG Foulin' 

 

Check back, probably next Monday, for the End of the Season Donkies as we put a wrap on the 2025-2026 NFA Season. 

 

Well that's it for now.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM