2025-2026 NFA Season Recap

And that's a wrap on another NFA Season. Let's take a look what transpired in the last 5 weeks and how the season ended up.  

Final NFA Standings

 

1. GG Foulin' - 12170

2. Pgastan FC - 11520

3. Arlington Assaulters - 10510

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 9040

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 8265

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 7705

7. Gamblor - 7390

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 6855

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 6595

 

The NFA All-time standings no longer fit on one screen, so I can't use the snipping tool as I have been. So, I'll be omitting it from here. 

 

Anyway, back to this season. We had 3 teams break the 10,000 point mark with pretty big gaps between the three. GG Foulin' goes back to back as champion. Pgastan FC goes back to back in 2nd place. Arlington Assaulters gets on the podium for 3rd.  

 

Team Foul Stats
Let's take a look at which foul club accumulated the most stats of each of the 5 stat categories as well as totals for the NFA this season.

Personal Fouls 
Total: 10,674
Leader: GG Foulin' with 1,614 fouls (15.12% of the league's fouls)
Low: Baltimore Hitsquad with 943 fouls (8.83% share)

Foul Outs
Total: 102
Leader: Pgastan FC with 22 (21.56% share)
Low: Baltimore Hitsquad with 4 (3.92% share)

Technical Fouls
Total: 287
Leader: Ohsnappers!!! with 45 (15.67% share)
Low: Rodman'sWeddingDress with 17 (5.92% share)

Flagrant Fouls
Total: 86
Leader: Pgastan FC with 19 (22.09% share)
Low: Gamblor with 5 (5.81% share)

Ejections 
Total: 22
Leader: GG Foulin' with 5 (22.72% share)
Low: Gamblor with 0 (0.00% share)  

 

One thing I noticed was the total personal fouls this year (10,674) was very close to last year (10,661).  There were more double the amount of flagrant fouls this year with 86 compared to last years 43! Other than that we had GG Foulin' finish atop fouls and ejections, Pgastan FC finish atop foul outs and flagrants, and 4th place Ohsnapeprs!!! finished with the most techies. 

 

Let's take a look if any records were set:

 

Personal Fouls
Pgastan FC: 1,766 (2009-2010) 

Foul Outs
Oww Ming's Flagrants 27 (2018-2019)

Technical Fouls
Oww Ming's Flagrants: 70 (2016-2017)

Flagrant Fouls
Pgastan FC: 19 (2025-2026)

Ejections
F'N FLOPPERS 9 (2024-2025) 

 

The only record set was for Flagrant Fouls. Pgastan FC shattered the record by 7. The previous record was 12 and it is now 19.  

 

Average Points Per Game: The order is the final standings.

 

  

1. GG Foulin' - 22.41 (543 Games)

2. Pgastan FC - 21.90 (526 Games)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 20.33 (517 Games)

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 19.40 (466 Games)

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 17.55 (471 Games)

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 15.92 (484 Games)

7. Gamblor - 16.24 (455 Games)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 17.81 (385 Games)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 15.23 (433 Games)

 

In terms of points per game, the top 4 all finished where they should have. Rodman'sWeddingDress actually finished 5th in this metric but 8th in the league. Oww Ming finished 6th in this metric and 5th in the league, Gamblor finished where expected in 7th, F'N FLOPPERS finished 8th in PPG but 6th in the league and finally, Baltimore Hitsquad finished 9th in PPG and 9th in the league. 

 

NFA Titles:

GG Foulin' 6 - 2016-2017, 2020-2021, 2021-2022, 2023-2024, 2024-2025, 2025-2026

Pgastan FC (Formerly Donkey Engine and Steam Donkey FC) 4 - 2009-2010, 2012-2013, 2018-2019, 2019-2020

Rodman'sWeddingDress 3 -  2010-2011, 2011-2012, 2014-2015

Arlington Assaulters 2 - 2013-2014 and 2015-2016

Oww Ming's Flagrants 2 - 2017-2018, 2022-2023

GG Foulin' now has increased their title count to 6 and widens the gap over PFC who is the next closest at 4.

Final Points Graph:

 

 

Tier 7: Baltimore Hitsquad, Rodman'sWeddingDress

Tier 6: F'N FLOPPERS, Gamblor

Tier 5: Oeww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 4: Ohsnappers!!!

Tier 3: Arlington Assaulters 

Tier 2: Pgastan FC

Tier 1: GG Foulin' 

 

Check back, probably next Monday, for the End of the Season Donkies as we put a wrap on the 2025-2026 NFA Season. 

 

Well that's it for now.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM