Monday, February 9, 2026

2025-2026 NFA Season: 4th Month Analysis Blowout

Wow, we're already the 4th month mark of this NFA Season! As we approach the Donk-Star Break, let's take a look at how this is shaping up. 
 
Standings as of February 9th, 2026
 
1. Pgastan FC - 8490 (+1725)
2. GG Foulin' - 8065 (+2415)
3. Arlington Assaulters - 7130 (+1590)
4. Ohsnappers!!! - 5960 (+1335) 
5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 5570 (+1270)
6. F'N FLOPPERS -5190 (+1255) 
7. Gamblor - 5145 (+1105)
8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 4930 (+1405)
9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 4270 (+975)

<= 795 points: Horrible Month
800-1195 points: Poor Month
1200-1595 points: Average Month
1600-1995 Points: Great Month
2000-2395 Points: Excellent Month
>=2400 points: Amazing Month
 
Baltimore Hitsquad remains in last place after a poor month scoring just 975 points. Rodman'sWeddingDress had an average month of 1405 points but remains in 8th place. Gamblor had a poor week of 1105 points and falls to 7th place. F'N FLOPPERS had an average month of 1255 points and moves up to 6th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants had an average month of 1270 points and stays in 5th place.
 
Ohsnappers!!! had an average week of 1335 points and stays in 4th place. Arlington Assautlers had an average month of 1590 points and stays in 3rd place. GG Foulin' had an amazing week of 2415 points but stays in 2nd place. Finally, Pgastan FC had a great month of 1725 points and stays in 1st place. It should be noted that Pgastan FC had around an 1100 point lead on GG Foulin' just 2 weeks ago but got donked by the trade deadline and injuries as a lot of his foulers missed a few games. GG Foulin' did well to capitalize on it but with Pgastan FC back to seemingly full strength can they widen their lead again? Time will tell. 
 
Average Points Per Game - Avg PPG (Last Month Avg PPG)
 
1. Pgastan FC (341 Games) - 24.90 (26.22) 
2. GG Foulin' (343 Games) - 23.51 (22.42)
3. Arlington Assaulters (343 Games) - 20.79 (21.31)   
4. Ohsnappers!!! (303 Games) - 19.67 (20.20)    
5. Rodman'sWeddingDress (276 Games) - 17.86 (18.46)  
6. Oww Ming's Flagrants (312 Games) - 17.85 (18.22) 
7. F'N FLOPPERS (310 Games) - 16.74 (16.46) 
8. Gamblor (313 Games) - 16.44 (17.34) 
8. Baltimore Hitsquad (273 Games) - 15.64 (16.73)

 
League Average (313 Games) - 19.27 (19.71)  
 
The points per game average continues to correlate with the top 4 but splits at 5 where Rodman'sWeddingDress has the 5th most points per game but is in 8th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants is in 5th place in the standings but  6th place in points per game. F'N FLOPPERS is 7th place in points per game but 6th place in the standings. Gamblor is 8th place in points per game and 7th place in the standings. Finally, Baltimore Hitsquad brings up the rear in both the standings and points per game. 
 
Projected Final Standings as of February 9th, 2026
 
1. Pgastan FC - 13,715
2. GG Foulin' - 12,230
3. Arlington Assaulters - 11,375
4. Ohsnappers!!! - 9,410 
5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 9,155
6. Gamblor - 8,300
7. F'N FLOPPERS - 8,255
8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 7,795
9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 6,865
 
Even after their poor 2nd half of this month, Pgastan FC is still looking good to not only win the league but also is on track to beat Rodman'sWeddingDress's all-time points record. But as we just saw that would require PFC to stay healthy and get plenty of playing time. GG Foulin' and Arlington Assautlers are the only other teams to be projected to break 10,000 points. The scores fall off quite a bit after that with Ohsnappers!!! projected to finish 4th but with only 9,410 points. 
 
Top 25 Foulers - Number (Rank)
 
1. Pgastan FC - 5 (2, 4, 6, 11, 22)
2. GG Foulin' - 6 (5, 7, 14, 18, 21, 23)
3. Arlington Assaulters - 2 (1, 8) 
4. Ohsnappers!!! - 4 (10, 15, 16, 20) 
5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 2 (3, 17)
6. F'N FLOPPERS - 1 (24)
7. Gamblor - 2 (19, 25)
8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2 (9, 13)
9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 1 (12)
 
All top 25 foulers are rostered and all foul clubs have at least one. GG Foulin' has the most with 6 despite being in 2nd place behind Pgastan FC. PFC has 5, Ohsnappers!!! has 4 and is in 4th place. 
 
Points Graph:
 
 
Tier 5: Baltimore Hitsquad
Tier 4: F'N FLOPPERS, Gamblor, Rodman'sWeddingDress
Tier 3: Ohsnappers!!!, Oww Ming's Flagrants
Tier 2: Arlington Assaulters
Tier 1: Pgastan FC, GG Foulin'
 
I plan on posting the Mid-Season Donkies later this week or perhaps next Monday one the Donk-Star Break is in full swing, so check back in a few days. 
 
Well that's it for now. 
 
Keep Foulin' Y'all!
 
FM 
 
 
 
 

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