BREAKING NEWS

Steam Donkey Foul Club has relocated to Pgastan and has changed its name to Pgastan Foul Club. More on this to follow.

UPDATE: PFC president says this: "Due to the amount of donks in Pgastan it was really a no brainer to relocate to the city-state. Recruiting from Pgastan should bear some good results.

Chris Paul to Lakers

Breaking: Chris Paul is being traded to the Lakers

He was a decent fouler for the PG position, so it could be big. Last year he had 196 fouls and 9 techys for a total of 1340 pts. That's actually really good for the PG position


Lamar Odom is also being dealt to New Orleans. He had 200 fouls, 1 foul out, 4 techys and an ejection for 1320 pts.


Finally, Pau Gasol is moving to Houston as well. He had 203 fouls, 2 foul outs, and 3 techys for 1255 pts.


So some decent foulers on the move. This could be good things for New Orleans and probably Paul.

UPDATE: NBA COMMISSIONER REJECTS TRADE!

I just wanna let you know, that as commish of the National Foul Association I would never reject such a trade.

NFA Free Agency: Who will go where?

Here's a look at notable free agents in the NFA. I'll give the players name, stats from last year, and a completely random (uneducated) guess at where this player may end up.

Nene Hillario (Center) : 238 fouls, 5 FO, 7 Techy's. He'll end up in... Utah
Marc Gasol: 265 fouls (Center), 2 FO, 5 Techy's and 1 ejection. He'll end up in... Portland
David West (PF): 202 fouls, 1 FO, 6 Techy's. He'll end up in... Houston
Tyson Chandler (Center): 240 fouls, 4 FO, 7 Techy's. He'll end up in... Dallas
Glen Davis (Center, PF): 231 fouls, 4 FO, 6 Techy's. He'll end up in...Indianapolis
DeAndre Jordan (Center, PF): 255 fouls, 1 FO, 6 Techy's. He'll end up in...Chicago
Arron Afflao (SG): 155 fouls, 2 FO, 2 Techy's, 2 Flagrants. He'll end up in...New Jersey
Samuel Dalembert (C): 225 fouls, 2 FO, 5 Techy's, 1 Flagrant. He'll end up in...Detroit
Chauncey Billups (PG): 146 fouls, 1 FO, 11 Techy's. He'll end up in...Oklahoma City
Jameer Nelson (PG): 209 fouls, 1 FO, 5 Techy's, 1 Ejection. He'll end up in... New Orleans
Gerald Wallace (PF, SF): 183 fouls, 3 FO, 7 Techy's, 1 Ejection. He'll end up in... Cleveland
Matt Barnes (SG, SF): 127 fouls, 4 Techy's, 2 Ejections, 1 Flagrant. He'll end up in...Houston
Kevin Garnett (PF): 148 fouls, 1 FO, 11 Techy's, 1 Flagrant. He'll end up at...Golden State
Michael Beasley (PF, SF): 222 fouls, 3 FO, 8 Techy's, 1 Ejection. He'll end up in...Minnesota
Dwight Howard (C): 258 fouls, 4 FO, 18 Techy's, 3 Flagrants. He'll end up in Chicago
Elton Brand (PF, C): 244 fouls, 3 FO, 4 Techy's, 1 Ejection, 4 Flagrants. He'll end up in...Boston


That's just the tip of the iceberg for NFA free agents. I tried to highlight top foulers, those who performed well last season. If a fouler is in the last year of his contract, they usually step it up. Something to keep in mind when drafting, may get you an extra ejection. I'm pretty confident all my predictions will come true to where they are going to land after the NFA Free Agent Frenzy. The big money man will be Dwight Howard. It should be assumed he'll get paid $10,000 per foul last year and $100,000 per Techy. Usually players get a clause in their contract for a fouling out bonus and/or an ejection bonus. Those bonuses are usually around $250,000 per ejection and $50,000 per foul out.

The new CBA makes it difficult for teams to amass a solid group of foulers through free agency, so building Basketfoul or Foulball teams through the draft will be a must. Send your scouts to the NCAA and start looking at how foulers are fouling at the college level.

I'll try to update on where key foulers land. Until next time.

Keep foulin' y'all

FM

Foulers in China

News that China may block Aaron Brooks, J.R. Smith, Kenyon Martin, and Wilson Chandler among others from returning to the NFA could be huge. Brooks and Martin are All-Star Foulers and Chandler and Smith are not bad at all. None of the 4 scored over 1400 pts last year, but Brooks was a top fouler in at the PG position (or maybe Foul Guard, maybe PFG, I'll work on that.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-wojnarowski_china_nba_players_112811

FM

NFA Foul Zone

NFA network is launching soon. They got a program like NFL Red Zone where they just go from game to game if there's a foul. Only $7.99/mo contact your local cable provider for more info.

FM

FOUL LEAGUE IS BACK!!!!!

With the NBA (NFA- National Foul Association as we know it) lockout finally over foulers can start getting to training camp. NFA Free Agency starts Dec. 9th, so it'll be interesting to see where certain foulers go. Also with a condensed 66 game season and with not much of a warmup period before the season (training camps and exhibition games) foulers should be really rusty and may get tired towards the end of the season so we could see some records despite the short season.

The only thing I may change from last year is roster deadlines, Currently it's Weekly-Thursday because the season ends on a Wednesday, but once the final schedule comes out, I may change it to adapt to that, or we may permanently switch to Weekly-Monday. It's not a big problem, I kind of like having the roster deadline in midweek as opposed to setting it on Sunday for Monday deadline. Though, maybe Monday deadline makes more sense. We'll see.


Keep Foulin' Y'all

FM

Random Thoughts

First of all, NBA lockout will most likely cancel foul league (MICHAEL OWEN! For Manure against New England, anyway...) this year. However, NFL's version of foul league is looking good to go. Interception League has rosters of 2 QBs, 2 Kickers, 2 DEF, and 2 Bench spots. Points include incomplete passes, times sacked, interceptions, pick 6s thrown, fumbles, fumbles lost for QBs. Missed PATs and FGs for kickers, and pts and yds allowed for DEF.

As for Error League (Baseball...2-0 Manure Macheda), we need to weight blown saves a lot more, since right now it makes no sense to have a RP on your roster. Also, we need to get walks as a stat for pitchers (I thought Total Bases included walks initially, but quickly found out I was wrong). (GOAL!!! FK! FEILHABER!!!!! 2-1 Manure, deflected off Mansally).

I do not think an error league will work well for hockey, but if there's enough interest we could try (but I doubt there would be enough interest since the foul league would be going on at the same time).

Well, that's it for now. Good luck to the USWNT in the World Cup final on Sunday!

USA!

Keep foulin' y'all!

FM