Week 15 Roundup: Homer Tax Edition

Homer: Woo-hoo!  A perfect day.  Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.[opens it up] Hey!  How come my pay is so low? ... Bear patrol tax!  This is an outrage!  It's the biggest tax increase in history! Lisa: Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax.  I pay the Homer tax.
 Lisa: That's the homeowner tax.
Homer: Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.

Throwback blog post with a Simpsons quote to start it. Now, let's get into the content. 

Stat Corrections:
- There were no stat corrections this week

 

Transactions:

- Pgastan FC added Luguentz Dort and dropped DeMar DeRozan on January 30th

 

Standings as of January 31st, 2022:

 

1. Pgastan FC - 7260 (+440)  

2. GG Foulin' - 7225 (+485)

3. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 6305 (+285) 

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 6210 (+575)  

5. Arlington Assaulters - 5875 (+200) 

6. Baltimore Hitsquad - 5715 (+335)

7. Gamblor - 5595 (+485)

8. Ohsnappers!!! - 4965 (+265)

9. F'N FLOPPERS - 4595 (+265) 

<= 195 points: Horrible week
200-295 points: Poor week
300-395 points: Average week
400-495 Points: Great Week
500-595 Points: Excellent Week
>=600 points: Amazing week

 

F'N FLOPPERS had a poor week of 265 points and stays in last place. Ohsnappers!!! had a poor week of 265 points and stays in 8th place. Gamblor had a great week of 485 points and stays in 7th place. Baltimore Hitsquad had an average week of 375 points and stays in 6th place. Arlington Assaulters had a poor week of 200 points and falls to 5th place.

 

Oww Ming's Flagrants had an excellent week of 575 points and moves up to 4th place. Rodman'sWeddingDress had a poor week of 285 points and stays in 3rdd place. GG Foulin' had a great week of 485 points and stays in 2nd place. Finally, Pgastan FC had a great week of 440 points and barely hangs onto 1st place.

 

Points Graph:

 

 

Tier 4: Ohsnappers!!!, F'N FLOPPERS

Tier 3: Arlington Assaulters, Baltimore Hitsquad, Gamblor

Tier 2: Rodman'sWeddingDress, Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 1: Pgastan FC, GG Foulin'

We've got some shakeup in tiers this week and decided to go back to 4 tiers that have been common for most of the season. First, in tier 4 I decided to lump Ohsnappers!!! and F'N FLOPPERS together even though it's probably the largest gap between teams within any tier. Arlington Assaulters probably has the biggest drop falling to tier 3 (actually they were tier 3 last week but there were 6 total tiers). They are fouling below league average which this week is 5972. As for both tiers 1 and 2, they are completely up for grabs as the two teams are only separated by 95 points and 35 points respectively. 

Well that's it for now.

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM

 

 

 

Week 14 Roundup: Team Strength Check-In Part 3

Can you believe it? We're already at week 14 which means it's time for another team strength check-in post! Let's get right to it. 

Key

Team - Number of Foulers in top 25 (Rank of those foulers)

1. Pgastan FC - 4 (5, 14, 17, 25) 

2. GG Foulin' - 5 (3, 10, 16, 21, 23)

3. Rodman'sWeddingDress -  3 (1, 6, 9)

4. Arlington Assaulters -  1 (12)

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 1 (2)

6. Baltimore Hitsquad - 2 (4, 19)

7. Gamblor - 3 (8, 13, 18)

8. Ohsnappers!!! - 4 (11, 15, 22, 24)

9. F'N FLOPPERS - 1 (7) 

Not Rostered 1 (20)

Unlike week 10 but like week 6, not all top 25 foulers are rostered. Some observations, GG Foulin' leads the league with 5 top-25 foulers, with Pgastan FC and (surprisingly) Ohsnappers!!! coming in 2nd with 4 top-25 foulers each. Rodman'sWeddingDress still has the number 1 fouler and finds themself in 3rd place. Finally, with both Arlington Assaulers and Oww Ming's Flagrants in 4th and 5th respectively only having 1 top-25 fouler each it shows that you can compete for bronze like that but most likely you're going to need a stronger team to compete for the whole shabang. 

Stat Corrections:
- There were no stat corrections this week

 

Transactions: 

- Pgastan FC dropped Onyeka Okongwu on January 22nd

- Pgastan FC added Luguentz Dort on January 23rd

- GG Foulin' dropped Day'Ron Sharpe on January 23rd

- Pgastan FC added Cade Cunningham and dropped Luguentz Dort on January 23rd

 

Standings as of January 24th, 2022:

 

1. Pgastan FC - 6820 (+345)  

2. GG Foulin' - 6740 (+810)

3. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 6020 (+555)

4. Arlington Assaulters - 5675 (+350)  

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 5635 (+525)  

6. Baltimore Hitsquad - 5380 (+450)

7. Gamblor - 5110 (+550)

8. Ohsnappers!!! - 4700 (+365)

9. F'N FLOPPERS - 4330 (+325) 

<= 195 points: Horrible week
200-295 points: Poor week
300-395 points: Average week
400-495 Points: Great Week
500-595 Points: Excellent Week
>=600 points: Amazing week

 

F'N FLOPPERS had an average week of 325 (worst week in the league) and stays in last place. Ohsnappers!!! had an average week of 365 points and stays in 8th place. Gamblor had an excellent week of 550 points and stays in 7th place. Baltimore Hitsquad had a great week of 450 points and stays in 6th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants had an excellent week of 525 points and stays in 5th place. 

Arlington Assaulters had an average week of 350 points and stays in 4th place. Rodman'sWeddingDress had an excellent week of 555 points and stays in 3rd place. GG Foulin' had an amazing week of 810 points and stays in 2nd place. Finally, Pgastan FC had an average week (2nd worst week in the league mind you) and hangs onto 1st place at least for one more week. 

Points Graph: 

 

Tier 6: F'N FLOPPERS

Tier 5: Ohansppers!!!

Tier 4: Baltimore Hitsquad, Gamblor

Tier 3: Arlington Assaulters, Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 2: Rodman'sWeddingDress

Tier 1: Pgastan FC, GG Foulin'

I probably could lump tiers 5 and 6 together but they are 400 points apart and Ohsnappers!!! is 400 points behind Gamblor in tier 4 as well. Arlington Assaulters/ Oww Ming's Flagrants and Pgastan FC/GG Foulin' are in virtual ties in their respective tiers and are sandwiching Rodman'sWeddingDress in between in tier 2. Where Rodman'sWeddingDress ends up (tier 1 or 3) will be something t o watch going forward. 

Well that's it for now.

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM