Week 3 Roundup: Screen Door Factory Edition

Homer: The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

Lisa: I want to see Wilmington

Bart: I want to visit a screen door factory! 

A little throwback just now to when I had no idea for a title or intro to a post I just dropped a Simpsons quote. Now let's get to this week's post.

Performance Foul Watch

 

Oww Ming's Flagrants - Techy on 10/20/21
Baltimore Hitsquad - Techy on 10/20/21
Pgastan FC - Techy on 10/20/21
Rodman'sWeddingDress - Techy on 10/19/21
GG Foulin' - Techy on 10/20/21
Ohsnappers!!! - Techy on 10/20/21
F'N FLOPPERS - Foul Out on 11/2/21
Gamblor - Techy on 10/22/21
Arlington Assaulters - Techy on 11/2/21

First Ejection - Rodman'sWeddingDress on 10/27/21
First Flagrant - Oww Ming's Flagrants on 10/23/21
First Techy - Rodman'sWeddingDress on 10/19/21
First Foul Out - GG Foulin' 10/22/21

Season Cycle - GG Foulin' with an ejection on 11/3/21 

Well, we have conveniently finished our performance foul watch ahead of our first big analysis post next week. F'N FLOPPERS and Arlington Assaulters finally got their performance fouls last week and GG Foulin' was the first to complete a season cycle. You would think Oww Ming's Flagrants gets the season cycle next as all they need is a foul out where Gamblor and Pgastan FC both need ejections and Rodman'sWeddingDress needs a flagrant, but we shall see.

 

Stat Corrections
- There were no stat corrections this week

 

Transactions

- Pgastan FC added Jaden McDaniels on November 7th

- Pgastan FC added Jordan Poole and dropped Jalen Suggs on November 7th

- Ohsnappers!!! added Buddy Hield and dropped John Wall on November 7th

- Ohsnappers!!! added Jordan Clarkson and dropped Kentavious Caldwell-Pope on November 7th 

Standings as of November 8th, 2021

 

1. GG Foulin' - 1510 (+485)

2. Gamblor - 1430 (+465)

3. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 1380 (+460)

4. Pgastan FC - 1270 (+440)

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 1205 (+340)

6. Baltimore Hitsquad - 1180 (+400)

7. Ohsnappers!!! - 1145 (+370)

8. Arlington Assaulters - 1070 (+655)

9. F'N FLOPPERS -  840 (+335)

<= 195 points: Horrible week
200-295 points: Poor week
300-395 points: Average week
400-495 Points: Great Week
500-595 Points: Excellent Week
>=600 points: Amazing week

 

F'N FLOPPERS had an average week of 335 but falls to last place. Arlington Assaulters had an amazing week of 655 and moves up one spot to 8th place but closes the gap on the next tier. Ohsnappers!!! had an average week of 370 points and stays in 7th place. Baltimore Hitsquad had a great week of 400 points and stays in 6th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants had an average week of 340 points and drops to 5th place.

 

Pgastan FC had a great week of 440 points and moves up to 4th place. Rodman'sWeddingDress had a great week of 460 points and stays in 3rd place. Gamblor had a great week of 465 points and stays in 2nd place. Finally, GG Foulin' had a great week of 485 points and stays in 1st place. 

Well that's it for now.

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM