Monday, March 28, 2016

Week 22 Roundup: Crab People Edition

Well, kind of forgot about writing this until now, so let's get right to it.

Stat Corrections
- Kevin Love had a techy taken away form him retroactive to March 7. No team had him so this does not affect standings.


Standings as of March 28, 2016

1. Arlington Assaulters- 9880 pts (+480)
2. Oww Ming's Flagrants 9520 (+490)
3. Pgastan FC- 8900 (+490)
4. Rodman'sWeddingDress- 8305 (+360)
5. They Call Me Gamblor- 8015 (+340)
6. Baltimore Hitsquad- 7945 (+370)
7. F'N FLOPPERS 7860 (+235)
8. Ohsnappers!!!- 7525 (+420)

Well, Ohsnappers remains at the bottom after scoring 420 points. However, he was able to gain on now 7th place, F'N FLOPPERS< who only put up 235 points. Baltimore Hitsquad benefited from the poor week by F'N FLOPPERS and was able to pass him in the standings with a 370 point week. They Call Me Gamblor put up 340 points and remains in 5th place, but is only 70 points ahead of 6th. 4th place, Rodman'sWeddingDress is now 290 points ahead of 5th after a 360 point week. Pgastan Foul Club was able to gain 130 on Rodman'sWeddingDress with a 490 point week. However, he was unable to gain on Oww Ming's Flagrants who also put up 490 points. Amazingly, Arlington Assaulters essentially kept pace with the top 3 by putting up 480 points and is 360 points up on 2nd with 17 days left in the season. This is gonna be a fun title race when it looked like Arlington Assaulters was going to run away with this title just a few weeks ago.


Transactions
- Arlington Assaulters added Gorgui Dieng and dropped Kenneth Faried on March 23rd
- Oww Ming's Flagrants added Taj Gibson and dropped Isaiah Thomas on March 24th
- Baltimore Hitsquad added DeMar DeRozan and dropped Mario Chalmers on March 26th

Well that's it for now

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM
  

Monday, March 21, 2016

Week 21 Roundup: Independent Thought Alarm Edition

Lisa: Um, excuse me, isn't there anything that doesn't have meat in it?
Lunch Lady Doris: Possibly the meatloaf

With a little more than 3 weeks left in the NFA season, it's getting to be crunch time. Let's take a look at how the previous week played out shall we?


Stat Corrections
- Markieff Morris had a techy taken away from him retroactive to March 12. Pgastan FC had him active that week so he loses 40 points.


Standings as of March 21, 2016

1. Arlington Assaulters- 9400 pts (+445)
2. Oww Ming's Flagrants 9030 (+355)
3. Pgastan FC- 8410 (+670)
4. Rodman'sWeddingDress- 7945 (+330)
5. They Call Me Gamblor- 7675 (+385)
6. F'N FLOPPERS 7625 (+415)
7. Baltimore Hitsquad- 7575 (+430)
8. Ohsnappers!!!- 7105 (+300)

Ohsnappers!!! had an average week of 300 points but remains in last place, falling further behind the pack. Baltimore Hitsquad has cooled off a tad but still put up a great week with 430 points, but remains in 7th. F'N FLOPPERS also had a great week with 415 points, but remains in 6th place. They Call Me Gamblor had an average week of 385 points but remains in 5th. It is interesting to note how close 5th, 6th, and 7th remain. It is very evident in the points graph, which I will post below.

As for the top half of the table. Rodman'sWeddingDress had an average week of 330 points, but remains in 4th place. Pgastan Foul Club had an amazing week, putting up 670 points and really gave himself from breathing room for 3rd place by gaining 340 points on Rodman'sWeddingDress. Rodman'sWeddingDress is currently in a sort of purgatory, being 465 points behind 3rd but 270 points ahead of 5th. Oww Ming's Flagrants joined the 9000 point club with an average week of 355 points. However, he could not gain any ground on 1st as Arlington Assaulters had a great week of 445 points and is now 370 points ahead of 2nd.


Transactions
- F'N FLOPPERS added Thaddeus Young and dropped Stanley Johnson on March 20th.


Points Graph
You can see the duels that are taking shape. 1st and 2nd ;3rd and 4th (though 3rd has gained some ground on 4th as mentioned above); 5th, 6th, and 7th (in fact, this race is so close you can only see 2 distinct lines on the graph instead of 3); and finally 8th.






Well that's it for now

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM

Monday, March 14, 2016

Week 20 Roundup: Pi Day Edition

Happy Pi Day! No need for a write up on this day, so let's get right to it.

Stat Corrections
- Hassan Whiteside had a techy taken away form him retroactive to February 27th. Rodman'sWeddingDress did not have him active that week so he does not lose 40 points.
- Draymond Green had a techy taken away from him retroactive to February 20th. Rodman'sWeddingDress had him active that week so he loses 40 points.


Standings as of March 14, 2016

1. Arlington Assaulters- 8955 pts (+285)
2. Oww Ming's Flagrants 8675 (+405)
3. Pgastan FC- 7740 (+320)
4. Rodman'sWeddingDress- 7615 (+320)
5. They Call Me Gamblor- 7290 (+315)
6. F'N FLOPPERS 7210 (+305)
7. Baltimore Hitsquad- 7145 (+550)
8. Ohsnappers!!!- 6805 (+300)


Ohsnappers!!! remains at the bottom of the league after putting up an average 300 points. However, Baltimore Hitsquad continues his ascent up the NFA standings with the best score of the week, 550 points, and is now less than 100 points behind 6th. It's amazing what you can do after a sabbatical. Also, with that impressive week, he has left Ohsnapers!!! behind and has changed the race for 5th from a duel to a truel (triple duel? (searches Google....) I guess it's actually a thing, it's on Wikipedia). Anyway, F'N FLOPPERS is only 65 points ahead of the HItsquad in 6th, while They Call Me Gamblor is only 80 points ahead of F'N FLOPPERS for 5th. So that means 5th, 6th, and 7th are separated by a mere 145 points.


Rodman'sWeddingDress is still 125 points behind Pgastan FC after both clubs totaled 320 points this week. Of course, PFC was aided by the stat correction that affected Rodman'sWeddingDress (see above). Finally, Oww Ming's Flagrants continues to close the gap on Arlington Assautlers with a strong 405 point performance, where Arlington Assaulters only gained 285 points. This means Arlington Assaulters lead at the top has been whittled down to 280 points.

Transactions
- F'N FLOPPERS added Reggie Jackson and dropped Michael Carter-Williams on March 7th
- Pgastan FC added JaMychal Green and dropped O.J. Mayo on March 10th
- Pgastan FC added Ian Mahinmi on March 13th

Well that's it for this week.

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM

Monday, March 7, 2016

Week 19 Roundup: The Duels Return Edition

"Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Kyle" - Cartman

Well, it looks like the duels that made the NFA season so exciting last year are back. It became obvious this morning as I was updating the points graph this morning (I'll post it at the bottom). There are 4 distinct duels once again: 7th place, 5th place, 3rd place, and 1st place. More on this throughout the post.

Also, I have thought about ranking the types of weeks one can have.

<= 195 points: Horrible week
200-295 points: Poor week
300-395 points: Average week
400-495 Points: Great Week
500-595 Points: Excellent Week
>=600 points: Amazing week

I guess you can use your own adjectives to describe a week, but that's kind of how I see it.

Stat Corrections
- Marcus Morris had a techy taken away from him retroactive to February 22nd. Arlington Assaulters had him active that week so he loses 40 points.


Standings as of March 7, 2016

1. Arlington Assaulters- 8670 pts (+445)
2. Oww Ming's Flagrants 8270 (+530)
3. Pgastan FC- 7420 (+480)
4. Rodman'sWeddingDress- 7295 (+340)
5. They Call Me Gamblor- 6975 (+540)
6. F'N FLOPPERS 6905 (+350)
7. Baltimore Hitsquad- 6595 (+735)
8. Ohsnappers!!!- 6505 (+360)


Well, well, well. It looks like we have finally some movement in the standings after weeks of nothing. First off, Balitmore Hitsquad is out of the cellar! He climbs to 7th with an amazing 735 point week.This means that Ohsnappers!!! falls to 8th after an average week of 350 points. F'N FLOPPERS falls to 6th place after a 350 point week, but he is overtaken by They Call Me Gamblor who scored 540 points. Rodman'sWeddingDress falls to 4th place after scoring 340 points this week. Pgastan Foul Club jumps him in the standings with a great week of 480 points. Oww Ming's Flagrants remains in 2nd place after scoring 530 points this week. However, he closes to the gap to 400 points as Arlington Assaulters puts up 445 points (a great week, but allows Oww Ming's to gain on him a little bit).


Transactions
- Arlington Assaulters added Kenneth Faried on March 1st
- F'N FLOPPERS added Tyson Chandler and dropped Marc Gasol on March 5th
- Pgastan FC added Nikola Jokic and dropped Zaza Pachulia on March 6th
- Pgastan FC added Evan Fournier and dropped Jonas Valanciunas on March 6th

Points Graph: 



Well that's it for now

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

FM