2025-2026 Midseason Donkies!

As I said on my February post a week ago, we were approaching the Donk-Star break and that could only mean one thing. The Midseason Donkies are back! So let's gt to the awards and see what foulers are leading the pack at this point in the season. 

 

The Roger Murdock Persistent Fouling Award (Most Personal Fouls): 

Wendall Carter Jr. leads the league at the break with 182 personal fouls

The Shawn Kemp Award (Most Foul Outs): 

We have a 3-way tie between Toumani Camara, Wendell Carter Jr., and Karl-Anthony Towns with 5 foul outs each

 
The Rasheed Wallace Legacy Award (Most Technical Fouls): 

Dillon Brooks leads the league with 16 Technical Fouls

The Charles Oakley Award (Most Flagrant Fouls):
Rudy Gobert leads the league with 5 flagrant fouls

The Dennis Rodman Award (Most Ejections) 

We have a 4-way tie! Jalen Duren, Isaiah Stewart, Draymond Green, and Kris Dunn have 2 ejections each. 

 

Donkies by Position  Note Stat Lines below are: (Personal Fouls-Foul Outs-Techies-Ejections-Flagrants):

PG: Cade Cunningham with 1145 points (149-2-7-0-0)

SG: Desmond Bane with 1615 points (163-3-5-1-4)

SF: Dillon Brooks with 2005 points (165-2-16-1-4)

PF: Draymond Green with 1825 points (141-4-11-2-3)

C: Isaiah Stewart with 1815 points (143-3-12-2-3)

*Positions are based on actual depth charts if the player is eligible for multiple positions

6th Man Award (Highest Point total for a fouler who went undrafted): Jabari Smith Jr. with 1235 points (131-3-6-0-2)

Midseason Most Valuable Fouler (MVF): Dillon Brooks with 2005 points (165-2-16-1-4)

 

This is crazy, Dillon Brooks has already cracked the 2000 point threshold at the Donk-Star Break. usually it's something you don't see broken until late March or early April when the season is winding down. In fact, we've had multiple seasons where no fouler cracks 2000 points by the end of the full-season, so this is very impressive. DeMarcus Cousins holds the all-time single season scoring record with 3120 points in the 2010-11 season. We'll see if Brooks can become only the 2nd fouler to crack 3000 points in a season. 

 

Well that's it for now. Check back next month for the March analysis post to see where things stand.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!
 

FM 

 

2025-2026 NFA Season: 4th Month Analysis Blowout

Wow, we're already the 4th month mark of this NFA Season! As we approach the Donk-Star Break, let's take a look at how this is shaping up. 

 

Standings as of February 9th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 8490 (+1725)

2. GG Foulin' - 8065 (+2415)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 7130 (+1590)

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 5960 (+1335) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 5570 (+1270)

6. F'N FLOPPERS -5190 (+1255) 

7. Gamblor - 5145 (+1105)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 4930 (+1405)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 4270 (+975)

<= 795 points: Horrible Month
800-1195 points: Poor Month

1200-1595 points: Average Month
1600-1995 Points: Great Month

2000-2395 Points: Excellent Month
>=2400 points: Amazing Month

 

Baltimore Hitsquad remains in last place after a poor month scoring just 975 points. Rodman'sWeddingDress had an average month of 1405 points but remains in 8th place. Gamblor had a poor week of 1105 points and falls to 7th place. F'N FLOPPERS had an average month of 1255 points and moves up to 6th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants had an average month of 1270 points and stays in 5th place.

 

Ohsnappers!!! had an average week of 1335 points and stays in 4th place. Arlington Assautlers had an average month of 1590 points and stays in 3rd place. GG Foulin' had an amazing week of 2415 points but stays in 2nd place. Finally, Pgastan FC had a great month of 1725 points and stays in 1st place. It should be noted that Pgastan FC had around an 1100 point lead on GG Foulin' just 2 weeks ago but got donked by the trade deadline and injuries as a lot of his foulers missed a few games. GG Foulin' did well to capitalize on it but with Pgastan FC back to seemingly full strength can they widen their lead again? Time will tell. 

 

Average Points Per Game - Avg PPG (Last Month Avg PPG)

 

1. Pgastan FC (341 Games) - 24.90 (26.22) 

2. GG Foulin' (343 Games) - 23.51 (22.42)

3. Arlington Assaulters (343 Games) - 20.79 (21.31)   

4. Ohsnappers!!! (303 Games) - 19.67 (20.20)    

5. Rodman'sWeddingDress (276 Games) - 17.86 (18.46)  

6. Oww Ming's Flagrants (312 Games) - 17.85 (18.22) 

7. F'N FLOPPERS (310 Games) - 16.74 (16.46) 

8. Gamblor (313 Games) - 16.44 (17.34) 

8. Baltimore Hitsquad (273 Games) - 15.64 (16.73)

 

League Average (313 Games) - 19.27 (19.71)  

 

The points per game average continues to correlate with the top 4 but splits at 5 where Rodman'sWeddingDress has the 5th most points per game but is in 8th place. Oww Ming's Flagrants is in 5th place in the standings but  6th place in points per game. F'N FLOPPERS is 7th place in points per game but 6th place in the standings. Gamblor is 8th place in points per game and 7th place in the standings. Finally, Baltimore Hitsquad brings up the rear in both the standings and points per game. 

 

Projected Final Standings as of February 9th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 13,715

2. GG Foulin' - 12,230

3. Arlington Assaulters - 11,375

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 9,410 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 9,155

6. Gamblor - 8,300

7. F'N FLOPPERS - 8,255

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 7,795

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 6,865

 

Even after their poor 2nd half of this month, Pgastan FC is still looking good to not only win the league but also is on track to beat Rodman'sWeddingDress's all-time points record. But as we just saw that would require PFC to stay healthy and get plenty of playing time. GG Foulin' and Arlington Assautlers are the only other teams to be projected to break 10,000 points. The scores fall off quite a bit after that with Ohsnappers!!! projected to finish 4th but with only 9,410 points. 

 

Top 25 Foulers - Number (Rank)

 

1. Pgastan FC - 5 (2, 4, 6, 11, 22)

2. GG Foulin' - 6 (5, 7, 14, 18, 21, 23)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 2 (1, 8) 

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 4 (10, 15, 16, 20) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 2 (3, 17)

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 1 (24)

7. Gamblor - 2 (19, 25)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2 (9, 13)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 1 (12)

 

All top 25 foulers are rostered and all foul clubs have at least one. GG Foulin' has the most with 6 despite being in 2nd place behind Pgastan FC. PFC has 5, Ohsnappers!!! has 4 and is in 4th place. 

 

Points Graph:

 

 

Tier 5: Baltimore Hitsquad

Tier 4: F'N FLOPPERS, Gamblor, Rodman'sWeddingDress

Tier 3: Ohsnappers!!!, Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 2: Arlington Assaulters

Tier 1: Pgastan FC, GG Foulin'

 

I plan on posting the Mid-Season Donkies later this week or perhaps next Monday one the Donk-Star Break is in full swing, so check back in a few days. 

 

Well that's it for now. 

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all!

 

FM 

 

 

 

 

2025-2026 NFA Season: 3rd Month Analysis Blowout

We are 3 months into the current NFA Season , so let's take a look at what transpired in the previous month and forecast what could happen in the remainder of the season. 

 

Standings as of January 12th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 6765 (+2430)

2. GG Foulin' - 5650 (+1785)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 5540 (+1960)

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 4625 (+1820) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 4300 (+1215)

6. Gamblor - 4040 (+1475)

7. F'N FLOPPERS -3935 (+1190)

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 3525 (+855)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 3295 (+1135)

<= 795 points: Horrible month
800-1195 points: Poor Month

1200-1595 points: Average Month
1600-1995 Points: Great Month

2000-2395 Points: Excellent Month
>=2400 points: Amazing Month

 

Baltimore Hitsquad remains in last place after a poor month of 1135 points. Rodman'sWeddingDress falls to 8th place after a poor month of 855 points. F'N FLOPPERS falls to 7th place after a poor month of 1190 points. Gamblor moves up to 6th place after an average month of 1475 points. Oww Ming's Flagrants falls to 5th place after an average month of 1215 points. 

 

Ohsnappers!!! moves up to 4th place after a great month of 1820 points. Arlington Assaulters stays in 3rd place after a great month of 1960 points. GG Foulin' stays in 2nd place after a great month of 1785 points. Finally, Pgastan FC extends his lead after an amazing week of 2430 points.  

 

Even after averaging out 4 weeks, Pgastan FC managed to hit the highest tier on our point ratings system despite what I said last week where we may not see that.  Rodman'sWeddingDress came dangerously close to the horrible rating but just salvaged a poor month instead. 

 

Average Points Per Game - Avg PPG (Last Month Avg PPG)

 

1. Pgastan FC (258 Games) - 26.22 (25.96) 

2. GG Foulin' (252 Games) - 22.42 (23.01)

3. Arlington Assaulters (260 Games) - 21.31 (21.44)   

4. Ohsnappers!!! (229 Games) - 20.20 (18.45)    

5. Rodman'sWeddingDress (191 Games) - 18.46 (19.21)  

6. Oww Ming's Flagrants (236 Games) - 18.22 (19.90) 

7. Gamblor (233 Games) - 17.34 (17.10) 

8. Baltimore Hitsquad (197 Games) - 16.73 (18.00)

9. F'N FLOPPERS (239 Games) - 16.46 (16.54)

 

League Average (233 Games) - 19.71 (19.96)   

 

It appears that the average points per game is starting to average out as there is less variance from the 2nd month to the 3rd. Though, Pgastan FC had a great month raising their average by 0.26. Ohsnappers had the best raising their average by a whopping 1.75 points per game. GG Foulin' saw their average fall by 0.59 points per game. Oww Ming's flagrants had the worst month seeing their average fall 1.68 points. 

 

Projected Final Standings as of January 12th, 2026

 

1. Pgastan FC - 13,900

2. GG Foulin' - 12,115

3. Arlington Assaulters - 11,390

4. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 9,570

5. Ohsnappers!!! - 9,475

6. F'N FLOPPERS - 8,495

7. Gamblor - 8,295

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 7,935

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 7,020

 

The first thing that one should see is that Pgastan FC is not only on pace to break the NFA all-time scoring rcord set by Rodman'sWeddingDress all the way back in the 2nd season of the NFA (2010-2011) of 13,440. Pgastan FC is projected to finish at 13,900 points. Of course the question that will play out is, is this sustainable? Only time will tell. Other than that we have 3 foul clubs projected to score over 10,000 points with rather large gaps between the clubs. There's also projected to be a few clusters, tight finishes, for 4th and 6th. 

 

Top 25 Foulers - Number (Rank)

 

1. Pgastan FC - 5 (1, 3, 7, 8, 16)

2. GG Foulin' - 5 (6, 10, 18, 21, 22)

3. Arlington Assaulters - 4 (2, 5, 24, 25) 

4. Ohsnappers!!! - 4 (11, 12, 14, 20) 

5. Oww Ming's Flagrants - 2 (4, 17)

6. Gamblor - 2 (19, 23)

7. F'N FLOPPERS - 0

8. Rodman'sWeddingDress - 2 (9, 13)

9. Baltimore Hitsquad - 1 (15)

 

Unlike last month, all top 25 foulers are employed by a foul club. Interestingly enough, F'N FLOPPERS, who are in 7th, have no top 25 foulers on the foul club. 

 

Points Graph:

  

Tier 5: Rodman'sWeddingDress, Baltimore Hitsquad

Tier 4: Gamblor, F'N FLOPPERS

Tier 3: Ohsnappers!!!, Oww Ming's Flagrants

Tier 2: GG Foulin', Arlington Assaulters 

Tier 1: Pgastan FC

 

Starting to see some clear tiers form as well as separation between said tiers.  

 

Well that's it for now.

 

Keep Foulin' Y'all! 

 

FM