BREAKING NEWS

Steam Donkey Foul Club has relocated to Pgastan and has changed its name to Pgastan Foul Club. More on this to follow.

UPDATE: PFC president says this: "Due to the amount of donks in Pgastan it was really a no brainer to relocate to the city-state. Recruiting from Pgastan should bear some good results.

Chris Paul to Lakers

Breaking: Chris Paul is being traded to the Lakers

He was a decent fouler for the PG position, so it could be big. Last year he had 196 fouls and 9 techys for a total of 1340 pts. That's actually really good for the PG position


Lamar Odom is also being dealt to New Orleans. He had 200 fouls, 1 foul out, 4 techys and an ejection for 1320 pts.


Finally, Pau Gasol is moving to Houston as well. He had 203 fouls, 2 foul outs, and 3 techys for 1255 pts.


So some decent foulers on the move. This could be good things for New Orleans and probably Paul.

UPDATE: NBA COMMISSIONER REJECTS TRADE!

I just wanna let you know, that as commish of the National Foul Association I would never reject such a trade.